Hello. My name is Jason. And it’s true, I once worked at Omniture.
It was 3 years ago that I moved on from Omniture to see how things worked on the client side. The company I went to work for had zero web analytics, so I was charged with building the practice from the ground up. I got to work understanding the needs of the business and sending out RFPs. Although I had come from Omniture, I was keeping my companies best intest in mind, and I was set on choosing the vendor that would provide us the greatest long term value.
However one vendor decided that I was simply wasting everyones time, including my own, by going through the RFP process. I was so entertained by this voicemail, that I had it converted to MP3 and had filed it away.
One thing I have learned working on the client side is that there never is a single tool that answers all your questions. If you take a peek under the covers, you’ll notice that I’m running Omniture, Google Analytics, and Yahoo Analytics on my blog, I’m an equal opporunity analyst.

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One Comment
Wow!
That’s just sad, but it is not surprising. Thanks for sharing!
-Rudi